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Oan: Look, as flattered as I am that you're familiar enough with my work to hate it - Frankly, I don't want to be seen with you.Д¬S: What the hell, am I not pretentious enough for you? Д¬S: Also, you're a pussy for taking down that Sasha Grey video. Oan: While still fairly derivative of Tarkovsky, but still. It is a piece of such depth and humor that deserves none of your petty, baseless slander. Oan: Well, I guess I got carried away there.Д¬S: I know that it's difficult film to read, but Gerry moved me to tears with its vision of two guys walking in a desert for ninety minutes. Oan: Um, yes, so I've inferred.Д¬S: And I just have to say, how DARE you! How DARE you! How dare you threaten the good people of Serbia for making such a courageous political satire as A Serbian Film. You and I have something we need to talk about. Oan: 'Chapter Five, Pre-Production: A Key to Your Future Therapy.'Д¬S: Listen, I'm going to have to call you back. Oan: 'Chapter Four, Get Your Women Naked and other Valuable Casting Tips.'Д¬S: Listen, I can't act if I feel like I have somebody's pubes glued to my face. The end.Cinema Snob: The hell do you mean my beard isn't thick enough? What? You want me to wear a prosthetic beard?

Get some popcorn, grab a beer, invite your friends over and enjoy Tromeo and Juliet for what it is, a Shakespeare adaptation with plenty of balls. With a great cast, a funny script (by James Gunn and Lloyd Kaufman), a fitting soundtrack and plenty of great visual gags, Kaufman has yet again succeeded in turning what is right upside down and grossing the hell out of everyone. Many may think it sounds like utter crap that only morons would find funny.they may be right, but at the same time they may need to lighten up and enjoy the insanity and mind-numbingness that is Tromeo and Juliet. Expect plenty of nods to other Troma films and plenty of re-used gags (flipping cars and head squashing). Anyone going into a Troma production should know what to expect, and that is irreverent and perverse comedy with plenty of political incorrectness. Once upon a time, Troma, the company that brought us cinema classics such as: The Toxic Avenger, Rabid Grannies, Poultrygeist, Redneck Zombies and Surf Nazis Must Die, decided long ago to adapt Shakespeare's famous play, 'Romeo and Juliet.' This adaptation decided to spice up the story by adding kinky sex, extreme violence, genital monsters, body piercing and incest and it succeeded in creating a bizarre yet hilarious film. Listen to the 'actors' spew forth the classic lines that once held so much feeling and meaning in their poetic mastery just seem out of place. It's down right mean and lags incredibly long but adds nothing substantial or interesting to the story. Doesn't have the same playful tone that is often seen their previous films. I'm sorry but there are some truly fucked up images in this movie. you can skip it and not have missed anything. Guess maybe that just has to do with my feeling on their movies and find the whole thing distasteful. The violence and other trademark Troma materials to accent their distastefulness. I'm quite certain most of the stuff in the film is out of place. After one particular scene I don't think i'll ever be able to eat hot dogs again. It seems most directors just see it as a way to get their vision on screen. The originals are classic and works of art. Certainly not the best retelling of the story, for the most part I think that all the remakes done are pointless. The stories lasting all these years and still as popular as ever to remake. I think that most directors find Shakespeare easy to emulate or 'make their own'. Guess it speaks volumes about my patience to put up with finishing the movie.

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Pretty well don't think the movie is for anyone. This isn't to say it's their worst movie, but it's not really a film for everyone. Now that I'm older and have more sense I see past the crap that they fill their movies with. I guess I added their films to my list because I was trying to revisit my childhood as they were outrageous and I was young an innocent. I don't know, I guess I grew up past Troma films when I was like 12.

The way they 'tip their hat' at Shakespeare is rather rude, having his image and name used for a 'band'. It's interesting how they threw in some incestuous feelings even though that belongs in another piece. The story I guess remains intact, it's just the journey they take to get there is a bit.off the original track. I mean it's an interesting take on the Shakespearean classic. I know I shouldn't expect much from a 'Troma' film but still. For some reason I keep watching utter rubbish films.

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